Please work

Seany &i went to duclaw &ordered the sampler. The 5 staple beers and 4 seasonals. Oh, and we had all of like an hour to drink it all.
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idgi

So obvi I can still post shit, just not through txt or email??

Sean Davis:

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML